Plus other amazing programs that are so secret, if we told you about them we'd then have to kill you and degauss your hard drive.

Software Lab is presided over by the legendary Dr. Maddox Meaney, PhD, winner of the 1995 Nobel Prize in Physics, 1996 National Science Foundation gold medal, 1997 Thomas Alva Edison Prize, and the 1998 Grammy Award for best new rap album.

software Laboratory is located in Sasquatch Falls, Washington (the state whose rich negative ion levels (spawned by high annual rainfall levels) and scenic ocean views seem to inspire technogeeks and propeller-heads to awesome levels of coding productivity ... not that their cubicles actually have a window, or view of any kind).

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name has come to mean quality and innovation in advanced software solutions.

Never mind mundane office offerings for back-room pencil-pushing geeks ...the software is smart, slick, and so far ahead of its time that it's well worth the outrageous prices we demand for them.